1 Everything bagel or the bread of your choice
1 Small can ham (or fresh ham if you prefer)
1-2 Tablespoons pickled jalapenos
2 Tablespoons mayo
½ Teaspoon black pepper
Open and drain the canned ham into a trash can or container you can throw into the trash. Break up the ham with a fork. Chop your jalapenos. Stir in mayonnaise and black pepper. Spoon it onto the bagel and enjoy.